I'd like to introduce you to a good friend of mine named Isis. Though Isis is a guy, he was somehow named after the famous Egyptian goddess of motherhood, magic, and fertility. Isis, you may recall, was the mother of Horus, the falcon headed god of war, sky, and numerous other things.
Here is a picture of Horus, Isis, and Osiris. Osiris was the husband of Isis, and the father of Horus. Notice how tidily they stand, without a twitch or awkward movement to mar the perfection. I wish I could say the same for Mr. Isis the cat!
Isis will never gain his fortune making cat food commercials because he loathes the camera.
A nice shot of his tail.
Isis specializes in turning away just as I snap the picture.
Finally! Thank you Isis.